Dennis tries to make things up with Lucy, to no avail.
31 March 1998, repeated 20 December 1998, 21 November 2002, and 1 May 2003
“Do you want to be a rich self-pitying cripple?”
Dennis flashes the cash to impress his friends. To buy breakfast for everyone in the caff, that’s the least he can do. To take everyone out for a night on the town, that’s a bit more show-offy.
To buy Lucy a horse, and suggest that she come with him to Australia, that’s bizarre. And not just because they’re mutually incompatible – if Lucy’s in Australia, what use is a horse in London?
No, the problem is that Dennis is still confused. Two years ago, he was a keen sportsman, he rode a motorbike, he was a fount of devious ideas. Then he had the crash, and he’s been first angry and now confused. So much so that he still sees a future with Lucy, when she doesn’t see a future with him.
It takes an intervention from Carol of the trekking company to set him in his place, chewing him up for missing his interview. “You’re a rich cripple, and there aren’t many of those… Do you want to be a rich self-pitying cripple?” We’ve known Dennis for seven years, we can see when the cogs are turning in his brain, we can almost smell the smoke through his hair.
Preparations for the skiing trip are under way. Mr. Jones runs special fitness classes for the trippers, and they get some practice on a dry ski slope. Chris turns quite nasty when he tells Arnie not to go. Chris doesn’t ask, he doesn’t suggest, he commands and orders. Arnie is having none of it: yes, he’s been bad to Dill, but Chris has been worse, and Arnie’s entitled to do something for himself.
Kevin Jenkins is preparing to wow the ladies over there, but forgets to take his passport into school. Mrs. Jenkins drops the document in, and hears there’s an unexpected space for a woman parent as someone’s dropped out through illness. She leaves clutching a folder marked “Ski trip”. Kevin doesn’t want to hear the news – he fears that his mother is going to get too maudlin and soppy, as she’s done at every opportunity over the past few years.
There’s another gang in school, and one of them shows Judi his knife. This is not a good idea, as Judi will take it straight to Mr. Robson’s office, and twist it. “One less knife for you to worry about. If you do.” Well said.
The headmaster calls a special assembly, and says he’ll expel anyone caught with a knife at school. Judi stands up in the dining hall and says that she’ll do the same for any other knife she sees. And if that makes her a grass, so be it.
And the mouse racing continues. Mouse Spice is faster than Linford, of course, but Cracker isn’t beaten yet. Borrowing from the Gonch Gardener and Dennis Morris Book of Cute Spivvery, he sets up a mouse racing club – and enlists the help of Mr. Hankin to devise a starting gate system.
Chris Ellis wrote this week’s episodes, Paul Annett directed.
Music “If you’re getting down”, the Backstreet Boys for breakfast… “Pop looks Bach” during the skiing, it was the theme to Ski Sunday… “The riverboat song”, Ocean Colour Scene as Dennis picks up his party-goers – first line, “I see trouble up ahead”… in the club, “Closer than close”, Rosie Gaines’ summer ’97 smash… in the lobby, “Walk on by” by Gabrielle as Dennis and Lucy do their thing… back in the club, “Reach up” by Perfecto Allstarz… in the sixth-form centre, “Stand by me” from Oasis as Dennis nurses his hangover, and “Kowalski” by Primal Scream as he doesn’t do the interview… When Dennis is being chewed out, he hears “Don’t dream it’s over” and “Picture of you”; the latter’s by Boyzone, the former’s sophisticated pop associated earlier with Joanna.
Passing through Diana Larsen played the “Stable girl”, Justin Skelton (pictured) the “Shop assistant”. Gary Gee was the DJ. The gang members were Russell Rapstone, Ryan Farden, and Ashvin Luximon. Ashvin is the only one to have a significant acting career, he played Asif Malik in Eastenders 2001-3.